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Yeah… Let’s be safe and use the condom with the hole in it… Maybe Ashley is really pretty and she wants grandbabies because her son is a goobeR!


Yeah… Let’s be safe and use the condom with the hole in it…

Maybe Ashley is really pretty and she wants grandbabies because her son is a goobeR!

(Source: College Humor)


Yeah… Let’s be safe and use the condom with the hole in it…

Maybe Ashley is really pretty and she wants grandbabies because her son is a goobeR!

(Source: College Humor)


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originally posted by collegehumor

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    Maybe Ashley is really pretty and she wants grandbabies because her son is a goobeR!
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    LOL My name….
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  28. ashl3yy-nichol3 reblogged this from mark2twainz and added:
    I thought this was funny because that looks like my boyfriend’s mom’s handwriting and my name is Ashley!!! HAHAHAAHAH
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  30. your-worshipness reblogged this from thatsachipmunk and added:
    Okay but she pinned it to the cork board so wouldn’t that put a hole in it.
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    Something tells me that mother wants grandkids. and fast.
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